What is Michael Scott's signature cocktail?

The Office, a hilarious series showing on British TV which then became a US favourite. The main character is one, Michael Scott, a talentless manager, uttering weak and often offensive jokes, always behind the times with his 'trendiness', and his choice of 'cocktail' is typical of this.

He drinks scotch with Splenda a sweetened watery substance that probably kills the scotch; he calls this Scotch and Splenda as if it is something incredibly sophisticated. Michael Scott is selfish and non.p.c with his colleagues; the boss you'd dread having. No-one would choose to drink with him, Scotch and Splenda or even tap water.